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┊Name: Crania Glykeria
┊Age: 172 years
┊Pronouns: she/her
┊DOB: May 1st
┊Zodiac: Taurus
┊Origin: γλύκισμα
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Lore Time

"Did I seriously just die?"

Crani was once a freeloader—living off her mother. She didn't want to get a job. "Jobs are boring and for losers," she said. Her mother had enough of her lazy lifestyle and decided to enlist her in Voidustries—a company in dire need of new hires—without notice.By the time she found out—she was already hired. She was now a trainee cosmic archivist tasked with observing developing planets. Yippee!She hated the job at first—jobs were for losers! But as the training period went by, she actually started to enjoy her job. Watching and taking records of planets were quite similar to stargazing in her standards, and she rarely got bored of spectating these developing civilizations. It's a win-win!After going through the standard training procedure, she was finally dispatched on her first official job. How exciting!Everything was going well—too well. While doing the routine scan she was taught, her ship’s navigation AI misinterpreted a viral cat video as a planetary distress signal.At first, Crani thought it was just another weird training glitch. Files overlapped, signals scrambled, and her consciousness—still linked to her ship—began syncing with Earth’s chaotic data streams. Memes, livestreams, arguments, cat videos… all flooding her mind at once.She tried to pull herself out, but something was wrong. A strange corrupted file—buried deep in the network—latched onto her system. It spread fast. Too fast. It wasn’t just data… it was something biological, digitized, infected. A virus that didn’t belong to space or code.Her ship’s AI flickered. “Warning… contamination detected… unknown origin…"Then everything went dark.—She woke up… but not in her ship.She was on Earth. Physical. Tangible. Cold.Her body felt wrong—heavy, stiff, like it didn’t fully belong to her anymore. Her reflection in a shattered screen nearby showed pale, glitching skin with faint static crawling across it. Her eyes flickered like a broken signal."Did I.. Die.?"